Final Fantasy

Posted on August 28th, 2003 in General, Sports by minter

It’s that time again. Summer’s drawing to a close, and that special feeling is in the air.

That’s right, fantasy sports. Mmmmm..

I’m in two full football leagues this year (one at work, one for ComedyWorx), a couple of Pick ‘Em leagues, and one “Survivor” league. On the hockey side, I’m defending my title (my first-ever fantasy sports win) in the ComedyWorx hockey league.

It’s been a long time since winter.

Prince Of Persia

Posted on August 21st, 2003 in General by minter

If I had it all to do over again, I’d name my Persian cat…

…wait for it…

“The Chat of Iran”

Tribe Pride

Posted on August 17th, 2003 in Sports by minter

I just found out that NCAA Football 2004 for the playstation features several Division I-AA teams as playable teams, including my alma mater. So I went out today and picked it up with some surprise consulting money I made over the weekend.

Looks pretty good so far. The only real gripe I have is that in order to play a season with the I-AA teams, you have to replace members of a I-A conference with them. So I turned Conference USA into a pseudo-Atlantic-10, with W&M, JMU, Richmond, Delaware, Hampton, Norfolk State, and a few others.

The game looks pretty good so far.

Dot Com Excesses For A New Generation

Posted on August 15th, 2003 in General by minter

The web design/hosting group that I’ve been working with for almost five years now, SkilTech Inc., has announced a one-week, $95 stadium naming rights deal with the Hagerstown Suns, a minor league baseball team in Maryland.

It hearkens back to a time when PSINet paid millions and millions to name the Baltimore Ravens stadium, only to go bankrupt and have their name pulled down from the walls.

I don’t think this will break the bank for SkilTech, though. It’s a great little bit of publicity and a way to tweak the whole “Naming Rights” culture. Good job, John!

SCO To Hell

Posted on August 11th, 2003 in Technology by minter

Just saw this come across “the wire” – An anonymous Fortune 500 company has paid SCO for the right to use Linux.

We all know that SCO is smoking crack with regards to their claims of ownership over Linux, and their plans to charge everyone who uses it a $699 license fee. But disregarding that for the moment, even if a judge somewhere takes his crazy pills and eventually finds that SCO has some claim to Linux, why on earth would a company shell out big bucks to SCO, an outfit who up until this point has shown no more evidence of ownership than a bum under a bridge. SCO is not going to be able to extort anything until they get a court victory, and they have to beat the IBM legal team to do it. In other words, their “ownership” is far from a given.

I think I’ve found my new career – I’ll go to Fortune 500 companies and tell them that I own all of the IP that Microsoft uses in Windows, and they need to pay me $100 per computer for the right to keep using it.

Apparently that’s all you need these days to get money out of people.

We All Live In A Yellow Submarine

Posted on August 11th, 2003 in General by minter

I’d been jonesin’ for some watermelon for a while, so Holly surprised me by picking one up when she went to the grocery store.

So that night, after the baby went to bed, we cut the watermelon open. As the knife went through, I saw to my horror that the inside of the melon was bright yellow. Canary yellow. “Abomination before The Lord” yellow.

Now, those who know me are well aware that I fear change, especially in food. I’m the guy who has one item that he always orders from a particular resturant, and rarely deviate from it. So this yellow watermelon was a cause for concern – Holly had bought it, so it would be foolish to throw it out. But…it’s a yellow watermelon!

So I ate the watermelon, and it was actually really good. Tasted just like red seedless watermelon.

So the moral of the story? There isn’t one. I’ll still run away screaming if someone offers me blue soda or green ketchup. But try the yellow watermelon – it’s delicious.

Video Game Memories

Posted on August 8th, 2003 in Technology by minter

I stumbled across this column by ESPN’s Bill Simmons, where he talks about Bo Jackson in Tecmo Bowl being the greatest video game football player of all time.

Wow – Tecmo Bowl. Back in Jr. High and High School, Brock, Lloyd, and I would play the hell out of some Tecmo Bowl. You’d experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat on a regular basis.

Some great (and horrible) things about Tecmo Bowl:

  • There were only four plays on offense – two runs, and two passes. The way defense worked, you tried to guess the play the offense would pick. So you had a 25% chance of getting it and, if you did, your defense would swarm the quarterback for a sack. There was no defense. There was only quiet acceptance.
  • With the right play, quarterbacks were gods. I usually played the Redskins, and my favorite play was to be on around the 50 yard line, have QB Doug Williams take the snap, run all the way back to his own end zone, with the defense in hot pursuit, and heave the ball 90+ yards down the field to my WR (probably Art Monk, though I forget who ran that route) at the top of the field. 99% guaranteed touchdown, with the rare exception of when the defense would step in front for the interception.
  • Walter Payton – Lloyd played Da Bears as his team, and Payton was one of only two players who had a chance of escaping from the backfield when your play was called. He was absurd, juking around the backfield and then taking off. Nobody could catch him.
  • Bo Jackson. What can be said? He was a machine in this game. Not quite as fast as Payton, he was plenty quick enough and impossible to tackle. Bo would break a 80-yard run where he’d shake off around 10 would-be tacklers, sending some of them flying 20 yards backward. Seriously – they would end up in bouncing into the seats. It was crazy.
  • The goal line. The source of many rants and punted Nintendos in Brock’s basement. You’d be running for the game-winning touchdown, no time left on the clock, nearing the end zone, when all of a sudden a defender would get a turbo boost and tackle you from behind. You’d fall across the goal line with everything but the nail on your big toe across the line, but the game said “No Touchdown”. Taunting Brock when he was the victim of this effect was generally considered bad for your health and great entertainment value.

I play the games like Madden on my Playstation2 nowadays, but they’ll never hold the same memories for me that Tecmo Bowl in the basement did. Thank goodness for emulators.

An honorable mention goes to a DOS-based NFL game whose name escapes me, where the plays were represented by graphical X’s and O’s on the screen. If your defense in that game had the right play, you’d see the quarterback “X” drop back to pass, then start doing this weird looping motion in the backfield as the defender “O” came up to sack them. We called that “The Humpty Dance”, and during the replays (yes, there were replays of X’s and O’s playing football, in slow motion even), the guy who was on defense at the time would serenade the sacked player with a chorus of “Da-dooo-reeer, da-dooo-reeer.”

Good times.

I Get Mad Props

Posted on August 8th, 2003 in General by minter

Ross White sent me some props in his blog. Can you feel the love? I sure can.

It’s always fun to be appreciated. Boo-ya.

I’ll Clean Your Clock

Posted on August 7th, 2003 in General by minter

I got the gumption this week to get my clocks fixed.

I’ve got two old mechanical clocks at home – one taller clock that was in my house growing up, and that belonged to my Mom’s aunt May-May, who died back in the 70s. I got the clock when I moved to North Carolina in 1999. It worked when I was younger, but didn’t when I got it.

The second clock came to me when my Mema died a couple years ago – I didn’t know anything about this clock.

When I got the first clock back in ’99, I took it to a place in downtown Raleigh to get it cleaned and repaired. They fixed it, I brought it home, and the spring broke the first time I wound it. I took it back, they fixed it again, but when I brought it home, it still didn’t work. I gave up in disgust and left it unworking for a few years. Of course, it also looks like that place had bigger problems, so I should be lucky I got the clock back in one piece.

The repair place did tell me that the clock was a “kitchen clock” that dated from the 1940s. Ok, cool.

So yesterday, since I had the day off, I took both clocks into downtown Fuquay. A guy I work with had recommended a guy there who had come out to fix a couple of grandfather clocks.

This guy looked at both clocks, and said that Mema’s clock dated from the 1905-1915 range, and that the other one wasn’t a “kitchen clock”, but rather a “parlor clock” that was no younger than 1903, and probably older than that. Pretty cool!

I should get both clocks back at the end of the month – hopefully this guy will fix them and I can hear that familiar chime for the first time in years.