The Law Of Conservation Of Version Numbers

Posted on November 30th, 2003 in Technology by minter

The Movable Type blog system (which powers the lunenburg.org blogs) has apparently found a problem in its current release, version 2.64, that opens a hole to spammers. Fair enough, it happens, and they’ve pretty quickly identified and fixed the problems.

However, the way they fixed it was to update the one affected file, post it for download, and say “Any downloads of 2.64 from this point forward will be fixed.

Um – y’know, they make version numbers for a reason. And that reason is so that people can know what their software contains by the version that they’re running. What, was there a shortage of the number “5” that day, that they couldn’t update the software to version 2.65? Now, when someone has a problem with 2.64, you’ll have to ask “So, is that 2.64 before the spam fix, or after it?”

That’s the problem that version numbers are supposed to solve, if you maintain a logical release system. Heck, even my crappy software package follows that philosophy, and I’ve got 10 users, not 1000.

Bad move on the part of the MT team.

Graduation Photos

Posted on November 25th, 2003 in Sports by minter

The Hurricanes have posted pictures from the Fall 2003 Hurricanes University session.

My white Richmond Renegades jersey and I can be seen in the background in two of the Class #1 pictures, and in the “Hats In The Air” shot, my head is being blocked by the arm of the tall Asian guy.

Help! Help! I’m Being Oppressed!

Posted on November 25th, 2003 in Sports by minter

The N&O has two stories today (story 1, story 2) about one of the guys from section 328, Hurricanes Superfan Mike Flanagan, getting told that he couldn’t display a “Mo Must Go” banner during Sunday’s game against Tampa.

I think that was a bad call. As long as the sign isn’t offensive (it wasn’t) or obstructing someone’s view (it wasn’t), let the fans express their opinions. Especially a 5-year season ticket holder like Flanagan. While I’m personally not quite ready to call for Mo’s head, I can see why fans are upset. And if the team’s going to start confiscating banners and encouraging people to leave the arena for expressing a sports opinion, they’ll be running the risk of a backlash. And when the team sucks, attendance is down, a lockout is looming, and you haven’t quite established your team in the area, you don’t want to risk that.

Free Flanagan!

Improv’ing The Website

Posted on November 19th, 2003 in Improv by minter

One of my jobs at ComedyWorx is to maintain the internet stuff for the club. Email lists, public website, private website, etc. The site has needed some love and care for a while, but the twin paths of “motivation” and “free time” have found it hard to intersect.

Jorin kicked off the motivation thread by sending me a new banner for the top of the site. The old banner featured several players who are no longer with the club, and the new banner has most, if not all, of the resident troupe represented. It looks very good, to boot.

I got so inspired by that that I reworked the player roster. Now it pulls active players from our internal database, so I don’t have to update the list manually when players get added, dropped, or promoted. Then I went that next step and added what I think is a pretty cool popup when you click on a player’s name, listing their number, nickname, blurb, and “career stats.” The joke in the career stats is that they’re randomly generated, and they’re different every time you load the popup. So everyone who looks at the stats will see different numbers.

I think I’m just easily amused.

The Graduate

Posted on November 14th, 2003 in Sports by minter

“Graduation” from Hurricanes University was last night. They picked a good night to do it, as we got to watch a 5-1 beatdown of Atlanta to celebrate.

I got to the RBC at around 6pm, and we were soon led up to the party suite. It was Suite 213, which is apparently the NC State “Wolf Den” suite. There were wings, fruit, BBQ, wraps, and soft drinks for us to dine on. I estimate there were around 30 people in the suite at the max, between class members and add-ons.

Around 20 minutes before the game started, we went down the service elevator to ice level to get ready for graduation. They had caps and gowns with red “2003” tassles (we got to keep the tassles). Brian Mehm gave us our instructions, which included “We’ll call your name, come out, I’ll shake your hand, you shake hands with the pig, then go line up.”

We got to watch the end of warmups from the glass right behind the Canes goal, which was great. The pucks would fly and smack the glass at around 100mph, approximately 6” in front of my face. The players zooming by, the ice flying, I was like a kid in a candy store.

Right after warmups was the ceremony. They called us out over the PA system, and the sparse crowd didn’t give us any sort of reaction. It was all good, though – I got my diploma, gave some love to 328, and saw Holly and Hayley sitting in the suite. We then went back to the Zamboni area, got rid of the robes, and went back up to the suite.

Most of the food was gone when we got back, so I settled in with Wife and Baby to watch the game. We scored two quick goals, which quickly chased Holly and Hayley from the arena (the goal horn is very loud). After that, I just chilled out with the game.

Stormy came up to the suite in the 3rd period. He was clowning around with the kids, and showing off his navel. Yes, the pig costume has a belly button, and it squeaks. Stormy kept pulling up his shirt and squeaking his navel, which is probably the most bizarre thing I’ll see all year. After the game, it was back home, but this time, as a graduate of the school of hockeyology.

I highly encourage any Hurricanes fan to consider doing the Hurricanes U program – it was a ton of fun. For only $150, you get ice time on the RBC center, locker room tours, meetings with the coaches, Tripp Tracy, and Chuck Kaiton, tons of great information, a T-shirt, free food all three nights, a $90 suite ticket, and more. It’s so worth it.

I’m planning to take the graduate session in March, if all goes well.

Needful Things

Posted on November 14th, 2003 in General by minter

A recent article on how parents are naming their kids after more dumb things than ever got me thinking about the most stereotypical bad name I’ve had the fortune to know personally. So, straight from my freshman high school yearbook, allow me to introduce:

Anita Mann

Anita Mann

It was always great to hear her called over the intercom to the office. Anita Mann, to the office. Anita Mann.

I think my second-favorite is the year my mom taught in her class a white Jesse Jackson and a black Thomas Jefferson.

Honorable mentions go to the email ID for a math professor I had in college and a women’s tennis player there. The W&M email system used the scheme of first initial, middle initial, and first four letters of your last name (filling in with x’s if there weren’t enough letters). So my id, for example, was “hwmint”.

Professor Ilya Spitovski had the login of “imspit”. Tennis player Michelle O had “mxoxxx”.

Ghost In The Shell

Posted on November 12th, 2003 in Technology by minter

I found an interesting link yesterday – mylastemail.com. This site will, for a fee, let you compose emails that will be sent out to people after you die.

Ok, it’s kinda creepy on the surface. But it brings up an interesting point. How do you let people who you know exclusively online that you died. I mean, if I got hit by a bus tonight, would the people who use Mr. Voice ever find out? Or would they just think I’d stopped answering emails? It’s an interesting problem and, while I doubt this site has the answer, it will eventually need to be addressed.

Of course, as with all forms of technology, it’ll probably end up getting used for spam. You’ll open your email one day and see “HELLO. I AM DR. MBUNGU NELSON OF THE IVORY COAST. I HAVE RECENTLY DIED AND REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE MOVING VAST SUMS OF MONEY INTO AN AMERICAN BANK ACCOUNT.”

Chuck And The Letter ‘K’

Posted on November 11th, 2003 in Sports by minter

The second of three Hurricanes University classes was last night. This session featured a “Chalk Talk” with Chuck Kaiton, now in his 25th year as the radio voice of the franchise.

Kaiton jumped right in with a discussion on the evolution of the game, from its beginnings where it was illegal to pass the puck forward (you had to pass it laterally or backward only), up to the 1972 Russia/Canada “Super Series,” where the European style really came to prominence. We got “textbooks” for the class, but he didn’t really go through them. They’re good reference manuals for later, though.

He stressed througout the class that the basic play in hockey is that you, the offense, want to create a 2-on-1 somewhere on the ice. The defense, in turn, wants to even those sides up. However, Kaiton said, you don’t want to create a 3-on-1, because you’re limiting your options elsewhere.

The average line shift in the NHL is 45 seconds. He clarified the “too many men on the ice” penalty for us by explaning that for a line change to happen, the players coming off of the ice must be within five feet of the bench, and those players must make no further move to play the puck. Only then can the fresh guys come on.

He also clarified questions I had about the two-line pass, detailing various scenarios and explaning why they were or were not offsides. The gist of it is that A) the goal lines don’t count for the two-line pass, and B) if you cross two lines before the puck does, you’re offside, otherwise you’re fine.

He detailed the responsibilities of the Canes coaching staff – Kevin McCarthy handles the defensemen, head coach Paul Maurice does the offense and general strategy, and Randy Ladoceur is the go-between from Maurice to the offensive players.

Kaiton also waxed philosophical on the rules, saying that he favors moving the goal lines back from the current 13’ away from the boards to the original 10’, thus giving an extra six feet of space to the neutral zone and allowing the offense to open up more.

After Kaiton was done, we picked up our T-Shirts and tickets to the party suite for Thursday. Promotions director Brian Mehm was even nice enough to give me an extra ticket for Holly, so she can come in, take some pictures of the graduation, and then go back home with the baby. Thanks, Brian!

It was great hearing Chuck Kaiton just get up there and talk – he obviously knows his stuff. I’m looking forward to the game on Thursday, and am seriously considering the “Graduate Session” in March.

Director’s Cut Bonus Features

7-8 members of the “Storm Squad” were taking the class, including the large black guy and the girl who always wears the funny cowboy hat. They pretty much kept to themselves during the class.

The guy sitting next to me last night looked like Mr. Magoo and sounded like Mike Tyson. He also asked about 8,273,199 questions. His wife sounded like she had SARS.

For the first class, we got dressed near where the Zamboni’s park in the RBC. In that garage-like area, there was some sort of high school cheerleading practice going on. That seemed like a bizarre place to have cheerleaders – in the bowels of a hockey/basketball arena, on a Wednesday night. But they were there, doing their routines to a boombox.

The player’s lounge, where they can hang out in the morning before practice, has a Steve Chiasson jersey framed on the wall.

In the on-ice session, they had a relay race, where they broke us up into teams of five or six, and you had to skate from goal line to blue line, put a puck on top of a big orange cone, and skate back to tag the next person in line. My team won both races. Boo-ya.

The Good Word

Posted on November 7th, 2003 in General by minter

Back To School

Posted on November 5th, 2003 in General, Sports by minter

I just got back from the first session of “Hurricanes University” tonight, and it was a blast.

We started off with a tour of the locker rooms, courtesy of Canes equipment manager Wally Tatomir. It was obvious that he puts a great deal of effort into his job, and there are lots of subtle nuances in the realm of equipment that make a big difference on the ice. An interesting thing was to find out that guys like Ron Francis go through about 20 pairs of skates in a season, while some other guys will “only” go through 3-4.

Holly and Hayley got to participate in this part of the program, as they toured the locker facilities with the rest of us. That was nice of the Canes to let the guests tag along.

Hayley and Holly in front of Bret Hedican's locker
Hayley and Holly pose in front of the locker of one of Holly’s favorite players

After that, it was on with the skates and helmet, grab a stick, and hit the ice. Cruising around the ice to warm up, I talked with Tripp Tracy for a minute. He said “I did a doubletake when I saw your sweater,” as I was wearing the jersey of the now-defunct Richmond Renegades, a team that Tripp played goalie for in the late 90s. We chatted for a few minutes about the Richmond-Hampton Roads rivalries.

Wade warms up on the ice
Wade warms up by skating around the RBC rink

Canes coaches Kevin McCarthy and Randy Ladoceur gave some instruction on skating, stopping, passing, and shooting for about 45 minutes. The skating was pretty much review from the lessons I’d taken a year or so ago, but the stickhandling was brand new. It was pretty awkward managing both skating and controlling the puck at the same time, and I didn’t really get comfortable with it at all during the hour I was on the ice. I’m guessing that sort of thing takes some getting used to.

At the end of the session, everyone got to take one penalty shot on goal against Tracy. I was the second one out there and, sad to say, he schooled me. I didn’t get a good handle on the puck, and he came out of the net to make the stop, so I ended up shooting wide left and falling on my butt. Ah, the indignity.

Tracy stones Wade
Wade gets SCHOOLED by Tripp Tracy

While everyone else was taking their shot, I went to the other end and did manage to make a few goals on the empty net. So it wasn’t all a waste.

He shoots, he scores!
Wade finally scores on the open net

After taking the class picture, it was back to the locker area to take the skates off, eat some Subway sandwiches, and have a Q&A session with Tracy for about a half-hour, which was good. He’s a lot more personable in, er, person than he is on TV.

I had a great time, and am really looking forward to the second class on Monday, where we’ll be in the classroom talking hockey with Hurricanes radio announcer Chuck Kaiton.

It really is the best game you can name!

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